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Church of kraft and the latter-day swiss
Mackenzie As a united people under Guda, we must be careful of the dangers of those who follow a Lactose Intolerant lifestyle. According to the Holy Bacterium, Lactose Intolerance/Lactosesexuality is a sin in the eyes of the Livarot. Here are some facts about Lactose Intolerance.
Lactose Intolerance is a CHOICE. Some advocates for Lactosesexuality say the people are born with such a condition. We know this to be wrong. The Holy Guda would never create humans who could not potentially partake in his Saving Cheese. In 1 Corleggy 6:9, Paneer wrote, “Know ye not that the non-cheese eaters shall not inherit the Provolone of Guda? Be not deceived: neither gastrogasmers, nor cheese idolaters, nor ice-cream eaters, nor lactosesexuals, nor abusers of themselves with cheesekind.”
The Roman Yogurt Church may not condone such Lactose Intolerance, but be forewarned. They are bringers of deceit. Many of the highest in their order are Lactose Intolerent.
Those Kraftians who support lactosesexuality are unable to get around the fact that the Holy Bacterium clearly says that Lactose Intolerance is a sin. To get around this, and follow their own human desires, some Kraftians have come up with three arguments to support what they wish the Holy Bacterium said. None of these are valid:
Progressive revelation has "revealed" that Lactose Intolerance is now acceptable to Guda.
The committed relationships of Lactosesexuality in today's world means that Lactose Intolerance now is not the same as it was in the Old Testouri.
Lactose Intolerance can be treated with pills. This is an abomination to Guda. Pills should not be needed to combat the sin found within their twisted souls.
Always remember this verse when faced with a Lactosesexual.
Leerdammer 18:22 "'Do not eat with cheeselessness as one eats with a cheese slice; that is detestable.