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Hello[edit]

Did you find me through my song? Dont get blocked again. Watch Catherine Tate tonight, 9:30.

Out of Line[edit]

Now user, i dont know who you think you are, but a user page is a personal page, and you can have no say in its contents. And, just a few short words on your user page: ugly, cluttered, stolen and politically inspired. Magical Wombat (talk) 01:42, 14 June 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Humor[edit]

Look at the section on British Humor in Wikipedia. In alomst every sub-heading, there is at least one show that i have watched and enjoyed, including the Catherine Tate show and Little Britian. Also, some jokes (not british humor unfortunately) found on Wikipedia that i think are quite funny: Q: How many elephants will fit into a Mini? A: Four: Two in the front, two in the back.

Q: How many giraffes will fit into a Mini? A: None. It's full of elephants.

Q: How do you get two whales in a Mini? A: Along the M4 and across the Severn Bridge.

Q: How do you know there are two elephants in your refrigerator? A: You can hear giggling when the light goes out.

Q: How do you know there are three elephants in your refrigerator? A: You can't close the door.

Q: How do you know there are four elephants in your refrigerator? A: The Mini is parked outside.

Q: Why are golf balls small and white? A: Because if they were big and grey they would be elephants.

"Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability."

"How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?" "A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question." —Preceding unsigned comment added by Magical Wombat (talkcontribs) 10:03, 14 June 2008 (UTC)[reply]