At this particular moment, I am offline. Please sign your name using four tildes ~~~~ when making your posts on talk pages. If you post here, I will reply on your talk page. If I post on your talk page, please reply here. Please make sure you don't make personal attacks, and make sure to remain civil.
If you want a diagram made, an SVG synthesized from a raster image, an image touched up, or something else to do with an image, just ask - I'll help if it is at all possible. Bear in mind that whilst I do volunteer my time at Wikipedia, I do have a life outside of it, and I may take some time.
Whilst I do love to be sociable, my talk page usually isn't the right place to start a conversation that is off topic from Wikipedia. I don't mind the 'how do you do's and all of that, in fact I often issue them myself - but starting a conversation that is purely social in nature and not productive towards a better Wikipedia will often lead to me either ignoring or removing the section at hand, as Wikipedia is not a forum. If want to talk socially with me, or want to speak with me urgently, you can find me on freenode in the #wikipedia, #wikipedia-en and ##neurolysis channels. Failing that, feel free to email me, but since emails sent from that form do not go to my primary inbox there may well be some amount of waiting involved.
