User talk:Noisylax

Please stop adding nonsense to Wikipedia. It is considered vandalism. If you were just trying to experiment, then use the sandbox instead. Thank you. Buffyg 13:31, 17 October 2005 (UTC)[reply]

Welcome to Wikipedia. We invite everyone to contribute constructively to our encyclopedia. Take a look at the welcome page if you would like to learn more about contributing. However, unconstructive edits are considered vandalism, and if you continue in this manner you may be blocked from editing without further warning. Please stop, and consider improving rather than damaging the hard work of others. Thanks. android 79 14:12, 18 October 2005 (UTC)[reply]

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I have heard dat dick cheney has secretlee aten dat man dat he shot, he swas under de impression dat he swas a quail and quite delicious. He does nought swant u to hear dis, but i have de sfirst hand scoop. I swas talking to smister evil himself and he swas joking around, saying those things like "yeah" and "haha" swhen swe were doing the talking about da man he shooted. Den i askeded him swhat he did swith the man, and he just patted his stomach region and started to swigity laff. so der u hav it. dick swcheney is sone swigity messed up dude. and a cananabel. and swigity evil, and smore evil dan darth vader evil.