User talk:Rivertorch's Evil Twin

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Large fierce critters should feel free to post here. I mean, who's going to stop them?

Happy Saint Lucia's Day!

[Disgruntled.] Evil little River better start monitoring page or else! Don't want buns going stale and eaten on wrong day! Automatic e-mail when page edited is available in prefs! (Without that, 'shonen would have a lot of trouble keeping an eye on the minor socks.) Anyway. [Grumpily] Have some Lucia coffee and stuff. From festively arrayed Bishzilla Lucia. ['Zilla twirls, grumpily, to display her becoming Lucia crown] in the round.] bishzilla _ROARR!! 16:01, 13 December 2014 (UTC).[reply]

Bishzilla Lucia
Cappuccino
Gingerbread
Saffron buns
Little helper bearing gift

Yeah, right. For months, my good twin has ready access to a loaded fridge—just look at all the food in there—and I'm left to starve. Oh well, at least I finally got fed. evil sound effects But my evil requires more fuel. I might just have to conduct a raid on a certain fridge. [muses aloud] I wonder if that pocket has a burglar alarm. Rivertorch's Evil Twin (talk) 06:28, 14 December 2014 (UTC)[reply]

[Bishzilla is tickled by feisty naughtiness of evil little River.] Raid fridge, hehe. Unfortunately catflap guarded by biggish cat; or… hmm... pinging User:Manul. bishzilla _ROARR!! 14:16, 14 December 2014 (UTC).[reply]

Awww, cute little kittehs . . . they look delicious! Rivertorch's Evil Twin (talk) 15:52, 14 December 2014 (UTC)[reply]

Pies

Thank you for delicious blueberry pies evil little River,[1] but why miniatures? 'Zilla can barely see them as little dots! Please bring maxiature pies! bishzilla _ROARR!! 18:30, 19 February 2016 (UTC).[reply]

Well, I put a somewhat larger pastry in alongside the tarts but they didn't offer it in blueberry. The menu at a certain bakery is sadly limited. Maybe you'd have preferred a meat pie? No. I think, albeit your fearsome (but beautiful) countenance, that you're of the herbivorous persuasion? Rivertorch's Evil Twin (talk) 03:20, 26 February 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Awardee

The Merriam-Webster online dictionary does not think it is a word. I receive the following message:

Sorry, the word you’re looking for can’t be found in the dictionary. There are several possible reasons why the search failed: •You searched for a word using nonstandard orthography that completely stumped our spell-checker.

John Paul Parks (talk) 05:50, 13 June 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Hi John Paul Parks. Are you aware that with Merriam-Webster (and various other dictionaries, both online and in print form) you need to look at the entire entry to find derivative words? There's not a separate entry for "awardee" but it is indeed there—under "award" (which comes up when you search for "awardee"). Scroll down and look again. Then again, with some dictionaries there's a separate entry, e.g.: [2]. Perhaps you made a typo when you searched?

(Btw, welcome to my disused talk page. You're not by any chance a large fierce critter, are you? See top of this page if you don't get that.) Rivertorch's Evil Twin (talk) 06:10, 13 June 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Winding down

My good twin, lately locked away and napping, has awoken, and I know he'll want to destroy my beautiful evil. My days are numbered, and they might not even be whole numbers. Rivertorch's Evil Twin (talk) 16:25, 13 November 2016 (UTC)[reply]

[sotto voce] Let's see if I can successfully accomplish one notorious act before I go. Rivertorch's Evil Twin (talk) (time stamp deliberately omitted to enhance sneakiness)(whistles nonchalantly)

Hide stolen cake where Bishzilla won't find it
The following discussion has been closed. Please do not modify it.
(Cake returned. Culprit will be apprehended soon.)

[Delighted] So evil! Shake hands! darwinbish ^BITE ☠ 22:55, 14 November 2016 (UTC).[reply]

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