User talk:TheCoffeeDesk

You have been blocked indefinitely from editing in accordance with Wikipedia's blocking policy because your account is being used only for vandalism. If you believe this block is unjustified you may contest this block by adding the text {{unblock|Your reason here}} below, but you should read our guide to appealing blocks first. -- Menti fisto 21:19, 22 July 2009 (UTC)[reply]

...does this mean I can still get a barnstar? TheCoffeeDesk (talk) 12:58, 23 July 2009 (UTC)[reply]

This user's unblock request has been reviewed by an administrator, who declined the request. Other administrators may also review this block, but should not override the decision without good reason (see the blocking policy).

TheCoffeeDesk (block log • active blocks • global blocks • contribs • deleted contribs • filter log • creation log • change block settings • unblock • checkuser (log))

Request reason:

I never meant any harm, just wanted to improve Wikipedia and earn a barnstar, as has been my lifelong dream. Other users, such as those above, have guided my edits to be even more constructive, and I deserve that this should be taken into consideration in the process of unblocking me so I can make constructive edits here on this wonderful web encyclopedia.

You see, since childhood I've wanted nothing more than a page on a widescale encyclopedia so I could improve the universe, making wonderful contributions (such as speling correction) to said encyclopedia, and to get a golden star for my efforts. When I found out about the Wikipedia project, I was thrilled and made a vow to do everything I could to get a barnstar.

Now, it appears I shall never have the opportunity to win said barnstar, and this saddens me to a great point. I just wish there was some way to go back, or perhaps win a second chance, to earn a barnstar by making only constructive edits now that I've been shown the true way, as this would bring great happiness to my life.

Such a feat would allow me to draw a line through "Win a barnstar" on my bucket list, so that I can move on to the next item on the list (bungee jumping using a morbidly obese person as an anchor). Such things make me happy, and would allow me to reflect on my life with great happiness, feeling I've left a great mark on this world, hence my name.

So I would appreciate any consideration in this matter, O great Wikipedian Administrators. I could really improve this encyclopedia, given a chance with the guidance I have been receiving. I thank you all for your time and patience in this matter, and ask that you give this some consideration for both my and Wikipedia's benefit.

In Jimbo Wales,
TheCoffeeDesk (talk) 12:58, 23 July 2009 (UTC)[reply]

Decline reason:

Pull the other one... PeterSymonds (talk) 14:01, 23 July 2009 (UTC)[reply]

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