Wikipedia:April Fools/Jeremiah Alden
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Jeremiah Alden | |
|---|---|
| Born | England |
| Died | Age 46 Plymouth Colony |
| Cause of death | heart attack |
| Nationality | England |
| Occupation | Loafer |
| Known for | Gluttony |
| Criminal charge | Witchcraft |
| Children | 9 |
Jeremiah Alden was a Plymouth Colony settler. His obesity can be directly linked to current trends in obesity.[1] He was unrelated to John Alden.
Life[edit]
Alden boarded the Mayflower in England, consuming a portion equal to a mans rations for the whole voyage, prior to the ship leaving. When the rest of the settlers disembarked, Alden stayed on board, eating salt pork. When he finally disembarked, he ate most of the colony's grains and dried rations, leading to the deaths of many of the settlers during the first winter. Alden continued this habit, often devouring food while the rest of the settlers were away. Eventually he married, siring 9 children, who were also given to his ways. Although the settlers were often angered by his gluttony, they did not act to stop him, in keeping with his genial disposition.
He died of a heart attack at age 46 shortly after being accused of witchcraft.[2]
References[edit]
- ^ "American Obesity Epidemic Traced To Single Heavyset 'Mayflower' Passenger". The Onion. Vol. 12, no. 50. 27 March 2014. Retrieved 29 March 2014.
- ^ [April Fools!]
Category:17th-century people Category:Mayflower passengers Category:Obesity in the United States