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Wikipedia:But I waaaant a pony!

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You deserve a pony!
You earned it!
How dare they deny you!

Things not going your way? Having trouble with other people just being mean? People saying "No, you can't have a pony"?

Throw a tantrum over as many pages as you can! This is all about you! They're denying you what you deserve! And by making a huge fuss about it, people may let you have what you want just to make you shut up.

They can block your IP address altogether or just block you, but, hey, that just gives you source material for another tantrum!

Disrupting Wikipedia

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Edit war! Attack your opponents! Check policies - and all that stuff they say you shouldn't do? Well, that's because it works! Do it all!

Drama is your friend! By throwing around as much screaming and attacks as you can, you make sure no one else will ever want to edit the articles you're on: And then you win! Until they block you, you're Wikipedia's drama queen! And when they DO block you, everyone will sympathize with you! Everyone will give you a pony!

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