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Admission of the 51st U.S. state[edit]

Google goes bankrupt[edit]

    1. Add –Howard the Duck 07:30, 19 July 2009 (UTC)[reply]
    2. Support. --BorgQueen (talk) 09:25, 19 July 2009 (UTC)[reply]
    3. Nope. Might be able to make a case of it if he was heir apparent at the time.©Geni 09:37, 19 July 2009 (UTC)[reply]
    4. Oppose Ashish-g55 (talk) 14:48, 19 July 2009 (UTC)[reply]
    5. Support. This will be the top story across the English-language media, and for us to ignore it would be to impose our own POV. -- Mwalcoff (talk) 16:57, 19 July 2009 (UTC)[reply]
    6. Oppose, he'll be the regnant, she's just a consort. -- Therequiembellishere (talk) 17:05, 19 July 2009 (UTC)[reply]
    7. Depends on whether he was on the throne. If yes, then support. If not, then oppose --Daviessimo (talk) 08:29, 21 July 2009 (UTC)[reply]
    8. If it means she becomes queen.  Cargoking  talk  14:21, 1 August 2009 (UTC)[reply]

Jimmy Hoffa's body located[edit]

    1. Support. (I am intentionally nominating a "borderline-notable" item) --BorgQueen (talk) 09:02, 19 July 2009 (UTC)[reply]
      • Note: I'd personally recommend nominating "borderline notable" items. –Howard the Duck 13:01, 19 July 2009 (UTC)[reply]
    2. Weak Support Ashish-g55 (talk) 14:48, 19 July 2009 (UTC)[reply]
    3. Support. -- Mwalcoff (talk) 16:57, 19 July 2009 (UTC)[reply]
    4. Suuport -- Therequiembellishere (talk) 17:05, 19 July 2009 (UTC)[reply]
    5. Comment - I'm not sure how big this is outside America. I've personally never heard of him and the article suggests his activities were located within the country. My feeling would be he's probably not as notable as say, Glenn Miller or Steve Fossett --Daviessimo (talk) 08:29, 21 July 2009 (UTC)[reply]
I think it's more generational. He's one of the major names of the 60s. Certainly more notable than Glenn Miller or Steve Fossett.--Johnsemlak (talk) 17:48, 4 September 2009 (UTC)[reply]

Someone breaks the NBA career scoring record[edit]

    1. Add. –Howard the Duck 13:50, 20 July 2009 (UTC)[reply]
    2. Support --Daviessimo (talk) 08:29, 21 July 2009 (UTC)[reply]
    3. Oppose, unless it also beats record referred to above. Record breaking can be newsworthy, passing an arbitrary, albeit mathematically neat, threshold is not. Kevin McE (talk) 20:55, 11 August 2009 (UTC)[reply]
      • Note: The most points scored by a single player game is 100. That's the record. –Howard the Duck 07:03, 21 August 2009 (UTC)[reply]
    4. Oppose, a sports stat which would not make much impact beyond the sport or be of much interest to those outside it. It is also a bit too local as this sport is not just played in the United States where this league is. --candlewicke 17:09, 4 September 2009 (UTC)[reply]
      I don't get this: "not just played in the United States where this league is." You mean basketball is not that played elsewhere? –Howard the Duck 16:18, 28 September 2009 (UTC)[reply]
      No, the exact opposite. :) --candlewicke 21:02, 14 October 2009 (UTC)[reply]

Soneone breaks the NHL career scoring record[edit]

An NFL team achieves the 16–0 (or 17–0 or how many regular season games are there) perfect season[edit]

Dick Cheney arrested convicted for war crimes[edit]

    1. Add--Johnsemlak (talk) 17:27, 4 September 2009 (UTC)[reply]
    2. Hmm... that's an interesting one. I imagine it would create a lot of international reaction and certainly if he died while still manager so I would hypothetically support that one. --candlewicke 17:04, 4 September 2009 (UTC)[reply]

Moon landings hoax confirmed[edit]

Closure of the world's oldest Sunday newspaper[edit]

Aliens invade Earth[edit]

    1. Loose support. The aliens may not find themselves notable enough. ShadowUltra (talk) 17:48, 2 October 2009 (UTC)[reply]
    2. The strongest support possible. We might as well go out in style!  Cargoking  talk  12:37, 6 October 2009 (UTC)[reply]
    3. Support. But who will be alive to report on wikipedia.--yousaf465' 03:54, 31 October 2009 (UTC)[reply]
      A bot.  Cargoking  talk  13:16, 31 October 2009 (UTC)[reply]
      So should we request such a bot at WP:BOTREQ. I like the idea though.--yousaf465' 09:27, 1 November 2009 (UTC)[reply]
    4. Support, unless they land in America in which case I'd Oppose for blatant Amerocentrism. -Elmer Clark (talk) 19:27, 4 November 2009 (UTC)[reply]
      Hee, hee, hee. In any situation I would support.  Cargoking  talk  20:07, 4 November 2009 (UTC)[reply]

Abkhazia and/or South Ossetia recognised as independent by the UN[edit]

    1. Add--UltraMagnusspeak 10:15, 1 November 2009 (UTC)[reply]
    2. Support this will be likely case as Soviets are already flexing their muscles. --yousaf465' 05:19, 2 November 2009 (UTC)[reply]

Someone in the United States almost gets a papercut[edit]

  • Obvious support Papercuts aren't that common in America, and it was shown in all newspapers in the world (the world in this case meaning the United States). That papercut could have had deadly consequences on the world (again, the United States). Fixman (talk!) 15:21, 3 May 2010 (UTC)[reply]