Wikipedia:Songs about Wikipedia/I Don't Want to Be A Vandal

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First from Gavin DeGraw, "I Don't Want to Be" has made it American Idol, and now to Wikipedia!

Lyrics[edit]

I don't need to be anything other,

Then an admin's space.

I don't need to be anything other,

Then a vandal blocking man.

I don't have to be anyone other,

Don't know where I'm going,

But I came from 'Pedia.

I don't want to be an evil vandal,

Tryin' to do my best.

I don't want be blocked from my friend,

I need some peace of mind.

Tired of losin' my admin strengh,

Need to block someone.

I don't want to be anything other than me.

I'm surrounded by vandals,

Everywhere I edit.

I'm surrounded by sockpuppets,

Everywhere I click.

I'm surrounded by AfDs,

Everywhere in the box.

Am I the only one who knows,

What's happening to the wiki?

I don't want to be an evil vandal,

Tryin' to do my best.

I don't want be blocked from my friend,

I need some peace of mind.

Tired of losin' my admin strengh,

Need to block someone.

I don't want to be anything other than me.

Can I have your attention please?

If your editing like this, you're under a block.

I came from log-in,

'Cross the internet.

My whole problem is that,

No one knows how old I am,

So I can't become,

A famous user that surfs the wiki.

All I have to do is wait until I'm 13.^{[citation needed]}