Wikipedia:Songs about Wikipedia/Keyboard

I can edit with no keyboard, no keyboard, no keyboard,
I can edit with no keyboard, no keyboard, no keyboard.

Look at me, look at me,
Just AFK to say its good to be here to
TYPE
and I'm a famous admin
even when the pages're all vandaly
I can show you how to block-to-stop,
I can show you how to make a page
And I can take apart your userpage
And pretty much can't put it back together
I can tie a knot in your spinal cord
I can tell you about Jimbo Wales
I know all the the words to 'Hotel Wikipedia'
and that's pretty much everything
Me and my friends read about an octopus
and we made a comic strip
and don't give me no lip
I can do it all 'cos, get a grip

All I need is text-to-speech software,
text-to-speech software, text-to-speech software
And I can see your face in your summary,
your summary, your summary

Look at me, look at me,
Just messaged to say it's good to be here to
TYPE
In such a small site
And all curled up with a page to read
I can get barnstars, sell stuff at Cafèpress
I can work on the Wiki magazine
I can design a bot
32 edits in minutes fifteen
Vandals, users, and creators
Me and others contemplate our future
I find the things that meltdown the system
I can do anything with no adoption

'Cause I can lead a website with a keyboard,
with a keyboard, with a keyboard,
And I can split the anger in an edit war,
in an edit war, in an edit war

Look at me, look at me, typing and I won't stop
It feels so good to be an admin and on top
My connection is global,
My password secure,
My title is noble
My blood is pure
I can hand out a million barnstars in commendation
Or get 'em all blocked, extermination
Stop 'em causing exasperation
and speak thy peace unto the nation
I can give someone a Level 3
Just because I don't like 'em
I can do it all with no permission
Because I have a special non-detection command

Because I can guide all edits by remote uplink,
remote uplink, remote uplink
And I can beat ClueBot by a split second,
split second, split second

And I can end wikipedia in an edit war,
in an edit war, in an edit war
in an edit war, in an edit war
in an edit war!

I can edit with no keyboard, no keyboard, no keyboard,
I can edit with no keyboard, no keyboard, no keyboard...