Wikipedia:Songs about Wikipedia/Oh, Wikipedia

(Somebody...)

Told her that there was a place like heaven

Across the cables on her AOL internet connection

Yeah, we're living in

In a modern world.

And pretty soon she's really got the notion

Of losing her dreams of sailin' the big blue ocean

Yeah, we're living in

In a modern world

Info is cheap on the WWW

But all I get is (viruses)

What, CTRL ALT DEL

Reconnect I AM ERROR.

Oh Wikipedia

Oh Wikipedia (can't get an edit through)

Oh Wikipedia (that's what she said to do)

Oh Wikipedia (that's where she has to be)

Oh Wikipedia (she left a message for me)

Oh Wikipedia.

But I'm just talking to another life

Twenty thousand miles to the west each night

Yeah, we're living in

In a modern world.

All I had to do was boot up IE7

I'm out in space, trying to get to heaven

Yeah, we're living in

In a modern world.

She left a IM I found small

But nothings there, nothing at all

There must be something going wrong

That screen blinks on and on.

Oh Wikipedia

Oh Wikipedia (can't get an edit through)

Oh Wikipedia (that's what she said to do)

Oh Wikipedia (that's where she has to be)

Oh Wikipedia (she left a message for me)

Oh Wikipedia.

Said she'd log on but she's been gone a while

Guess she's playin' Warcraft across the miles

Yeah, we're living in

In a modern world.

Oh Wikipedia

Oh Wikipedia (can't get an edit through)

Oh Wikipedia (that's what she said to do)

Oh Wikipedia (that's where she has to be)

Oh Wikipedia (she left a message for me)

Oh Wikipedia.

Oh Wikipedia, Oh Wikipedia

Oh Wikipedia, Oh Wikipedia...