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Wikipedia:We are deletionist!

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Welcome to Wikipedia, the deletionist wiki. We always delete content that doesn't meet our standards! If you're inclusionist, you will be banned!

My hard work was deleted!

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Sorry, it will remain deleted. Don't even think about requesting your hard work back to improve it, or you will be banned!

But I'm inclusionist!

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You're banned anyway.

But 70% of Wikipedia is inclusionist!

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Well, 70% of Wikipedia is banned.

But isn't there an archive of deleted content?

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That is banned.

Who do you not ban?

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Deletionists!

This wiki is stupid! I'm leaving!

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Fine, leave! You're still banned!

The moral of the story

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Wikipedia is supposed to be the sum of all human knowledge. Deletionism is hindering its progress toward that goal.