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So, let's say that you're working on the article of a lifetime (or something like that), and you want to make it perfect. The least you can do to make it meet your quota is to give it proper capitalization so it doesn't look like absolute garbage. However, misuse (or lack of use) will not do.

lack of capitalization

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now, i get it, most people get that one can't be bothered to move their finger to the shift button (or caps lock, if you aren't someone that only has a shift key) to make the first letter in their sentence more notable, but if you don't do that, well, then this paragraph is a result of your laziness. as you can see, it makes the whole thing look like you were searching something, or you were just not bothered to simply move your finger to the shift/caps lock button, or maybe this is just a sentence that is way too long for you to do that. the solution for this is simple: just press the shift button or the caps lock button. it's simple and you only need to do it once (unless it's for the shift key).

TOO MUCH CAPITALIZATION

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IF YOU USE THIS IN YOUR ARTICLE, EITHER YOU ARE TRULY DEVOTED TO GIVING YOUR CAPS LOCK BUTTON A SAY IN WHAT YOU TYPE, YOU GIVE WAY, WAY TOO MUCH LOVE TO YOUR SHIFT KEY, OR EITHER BUTTON BROKE. EITHER WAY, TWO THINGS WILL HAPPEN:

  • PEOPLE WILL NOTICE THIS MISUSE, AND THEY WILL ASK.
  • IF YOU USED IT IN TALK PAGES, IT WILL BE VIEWED AS SHOUTING, AND CAN POTENTIALLY LEAD TO YOUR TALK PAGE PRIVILEGES BEING REVOKED.

IF HAVING YOUR TALKING PRIVILEGES REVOKED ISN'T YOUR STYLE, WE'D SUGGEST EITHER FIXING YOUR CAPS LOCK BUTTON, GETTING A NEW KEYBOARD, FIXING THE SHIFT KEY OR STAGING A REVOLUTION ON THE PESKY KEY. IT'LL WORK, OK? OR, YOU KNOW, NOT USING THOSE BUTTONS SO MUCH.

Other Examples of Poor Capitalization, and other minor formatting stuff

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While these are bad things to do if you are making an article, there can be, and will be, other misappropriations of this rule, some just doing with text style. (But, is it really style if it looks poor?)

Italics and Bold

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The inappropriate usage of italics and bold can do things to you. Bold will make you sound stern and unfriendly, and could be viewed as shouting. Italics make you look like a liar, or an overemphasizer. The worst one of all is a combination of both. If you use such a thing, you need to be kept away from society at all costs.

A mIx Of CaPs AnD nO cAps

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iF yOu ArE oNe Of ThOsE pEoPlE wHo TyPe LiKe tHiS, StOp It> PlEaSe; iF yOu CaN'T, ThEn YoU pRoBaBlY dOn"t BeLoNg In WiKiPeDiA, nOr nUpEdIa. In FaCt< yOu ShOuLdN"t Be EdItInG oN aNy WiKi_eSqUe WeBsItEs>

Unnecessary Capitalization

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Now, To Be Fair, This Would Be Considered Using Too Much Capitalization, However, Unlike Doing It Too Much, You're Just Doing It On Words That Aren't Sentence-Beginners, or Names... Or Pronouns... Or Places... You Get The Idea.

Inverse Caps

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wHY WOULD YOU NEED TO DO THIS IN AN ARTICLE? iT JUST LOOKS LIKE YOU FORGOT TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK. sERIOUSLY, WHY? iF YOU DID FORGET TO TURN OFF THE CAPS LOCK, DO IT NOW, AND SAVE YOURSELF FROM EMBARRASSMENT.

U s e o f S p a c e s

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T h e u s e o f s p a c e s i s f i n e , b u t a s s o o n a s y o u s t a r t p u t t i n g s p a c e s I N y o u r w o r d s . . . J u s t . . . d o n ' t . Y o u ' r e b e t t e r o f f j u s t n o t p u t t i n g s p a c e s i n y o u r s e n t e n c e s i f y o u d o t h i s .

Subscripts and superscripts

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Using either is perhaps one of worst ways to write an article. Unless you are trying to use exponents, or are doing... whatever subscripts are for, there is no reason to use either of them. It's also a well known fact that when you use both subscripts and superscripts on one text, the article takes a screenshot.

Block Quotes

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All this does is give the text space from everything else. Unless you are quoting something, most likely a text, there is no need to do this unless you are trying to practice social distancing for your poor, meek letters.

Weird... box thing

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I won't dwell on this for too long, as I'm not sure what this is called. Just know, it's only good if you are writing a section about a code that the subject uses, or needs.

No Punctuation

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Why would you even do this It makes it look like one whole complete sentence If you do this then learn How To Use Punctuation Seriously

Painfully tiny

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This way of making an article, while funny at first, gets pretty annoying when you have to read it. Of course, if you want to, you can go smaller... and smaller... and smaller... and smaller... and smaller... And great, now not even a bacterium can read this![1]

የተለያዩ የላቲን-ያልሆኑ ቋንቋዎች

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ይህ በጥሬው የእንግሊዝኛው ዊኪፔዲያ ነው! አንድ ሰው ይህን እንዴትሊሽረው ይችላል! ነገር ግን በቁም ነገር፣ የሆነ ነገር በተለየ ቋንቋ መጻፍ ከፈለጉ፣ በቋንቋው በሚዛመደው ዊኪ ውስጥ ያድርጉት።[2]

Mathematical formulas

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Using this is fairly impractical, as it actually doesn't turn this all into math, but rather gives the text a special font. Please don't do this. Please.

References

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[3] [4]

UseOfCamelCase

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IfYouDon'tUseSpacesAndRatherUseCamelCase,That'sGoingToBeAProblem.ItWillBeConfusingToReaders,EspeciallyIfYouUseAcronyms. IfYouDoUseAcronyms,YouMightAsWellUseJustSpaces,OrDashes.

A l L

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I f  Y o U  d O  t H i S  d R e A d E d  M e T h O d  O f  T y P I n G ,  Y o U  d E s E r V e  T o  B e  S e N t E n C e D , P u N I n T e N d E d.  I t " s  S i M p L e  N o T  t O  d O  t H i S ,  A n D  i T ' S  f R e E .

Hitting Return Too Many Times

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Do

Not

Do

This

Ever

Or

You

Will

Suffer

A

Block

Except

If

You

Are

Writing

Poetry

Autocorrect

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Auto concrete. The worst inventory ever program end. It just makes my what to frog mat the crate or's composter... I can note even write a articulate with out it messaging up![5]

Extreme examples of formatting

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While this essay's main purpose was to showcase possible mess ups in formatting, some of these sections were too... delibrate. No one would accidentally do these, so they are here as a sort of you-get-the-gist-y thing.

Colour

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Why would I ever write in colour? This is not even close to being normal! There is no such thing as colour in articles!

White Out

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What's more fun than colors? No colors! Unless you highlight the text, it is hidden. Sounds like fun! It would be even funnier if you used this in your article!
Seriously though, this is the worst way to write your article. Please don't.
If you want to know what this is saying, highlight it.

Grunts

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Uh? Ugh! Mugh. Ouh! Ugh uh.

Google Translate

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Of course, you can also use Google Translate if necessary. However, if you're not careful or just lazy, you can do the opposite and lose valuable information. Google Translate is great. [6]

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MY EYES! WHY WOULD YOU WRITE AN ARTICLE IN ANY FONT This isn't text anymore, it's all just scribbles now! Don't do this unless you either want to commit a crime against humanity, or you like SKELETONS! Please!

Ywhay? Ywhay ouldway ouyay evenyay useyay isthay? Iyay an'tcay evenyay eadray isthay![8]

Whidigy widigould yidigou idigevidiger idigundidigerstidigand idiga nidigon-sidigensidige lidigangidiguagidige? Didigon't didigo thidigis![9]

Just because links are necessary doesn't mean you should be spamming them everywhere. Every word in your article shouldn't be a link.

If you want to annoy others, instead of making actual working, make redlinks... or is it red links? Anyhow, now everything is blood red! Good job.
Unfortunately, they also do not link to anywhere, and neither does this sentence.

Pls, dn't vn thnk bt t. Vr. n fct, why wld y s t? [10]

fəˈnɛtɪks

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ɪf ju kænt ˈfɪɡjər aʊt ðæt ðɪs ˈɪzənt wɪkʃən(ə)ɹi, lɛt mi spɛl ɪt aʊt fɔr ju: ju ˈkænɑt ˈlɪtərəli spɛl aʊt ˈɛvəri ˈlɪtəl ˈɑdəti wɪð ði (əˈmɛrəkən) ˈɪŋɡlɪʃ ˈlæŋɡwəʤ... ənˈlɛs ɪts ˈnidɪd fɔr ˈsʌmθɪŋ laɪk isɑˈiɑs, ɔr ˈsʌmθɪŋ. nɑt ˈoʊnli ɪz ɪt ˌɪnkənˈvinjənt tu meɪk, bʌt ɪt lʊks mɔr laɪk ən ˈeɪnʧənt ˈlæŋɡwəʤ.[11]

Slashes

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So/great,/now/your/article/looks/like/this.
What/is/this?
/dev/sda0?
Seriously,/don't/do/this./This/looks/like/a/UNIX/filesystem.

Backslashes

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Ok,\I\give\up.\This\looks\like\MS-DOS\already.
C:\Windows\system32.\This\is\why\you\don't\do\this.\It\looks\ridiculous.

01010111 01101000 01111001 00100000 01100101 01111000 01100001 01100011 01110100 01101100 01111001 00100000 01110111 01101111 01110101 01101100 01100100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110111 01100001 01101110 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110010 01100101 01100001 01100100 01100101 01110010 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100001 01110100 01110100 01100101 01101101 01110000 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110101 01101110 01100100 01100101 01110010 01110011 01110100 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100010 01110101 01101110 01100011 01101000 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01101110 01110101 01101101 01100010 01100101 01110010 01110011 00100000 01101100 01101001 01101011 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00111111 00100000 01010111 01100101 00100111 01110010 01100101 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01110000 01110101 01110100 01100101 01110010 00100001 [12]

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sdrawkcab

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.resrever ...txet a htiw desrever saw txet elohw siht ,tsihcosam a ton m'I esuaceb ,esruoc fO .looc ...eb ot gniyrt morf ehcadaeh a teg osla lliw uoy tub ,"depyt" uoy tahw daer ot gniyrt morf ekorts a teg sredaer lliw ylno toN .od nac uoy gniht tsrow eht ylbissop si sdrawkcab txet gnikaM[14]

D0n'7. Ju57, d0n'7. P1e45e.

Helicopter text

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the Helicopter text

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Why would anyone need to do this? If you need to, proceed with caution and don't cause anyone to get an epileptic seizure.
JUST MONIKA JUST MONIKA JUST MONIKA.

Rainbow text

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Rainbow text, the stuff of dreams! Some people will suffer from seizures, but those who do not will be rewarded with a
burst of color!

Enormous text

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Some doctors think that Wikipedia's text is too small, so let's make it bigger! Great, now even people on the other side of the Amazon River will be able to see it.

𓅂𓎼𓇌𓊪𓏏𓇋𓄿𓈖 𓉔𓇋𓅂𓂋𓅱𓎼𓃭𓇌𓊪𓉔𓋴

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𓇋𓆑 𓇌𓅱𓅲 𓅃𓄿𓈖𓏏 𓏏𓅱 𓋴𓊪𓅂𓄿𓈎 𓇋𓈖 𓄿 𓃀𓄿𓋴𓇋𓎢𓄿𓃭𓃭𓇌 𓂧𓅂𓄿𓂧 𓃭𓄿𓈖𓎼𓅲𓄿𓎼𓅂𓄼 𓎼𓅱 𓄿𓉔𓅂𓄿𓂧. 𓉔𓅱𓅃𓅂𓆯𓅂𓂋𓄼 𓇋 𓎢𓄿𓈖𓈖𓅱𓏏 𓅲𓈖𓂧𓅂𓂋𓋴𓏏𓄿𓈖𓂧 𓏏𓉔𓇋𓋴𓄼 𓄿𓈖𓂧 𓈖𓅂𓇋𓏏𓉔𓅂𓂋 𓎢𓄿𓈖 𓇌𓅱𓅲𓄼 𓅓𓅱𓋴𓏏 𓃭𓇋𓈎𓅂𓃭𓇌.[15]

𐎮𐎫𐎣 𐎼𐎱𐎨𐏂𐎨𐎭𐎦

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𐎸𐎭𐎫𐎤𐎽𐎽 𐏀𐎮𐎸 𐎠𐎱𐎤 𐎼𐎱𐎨𐏂𐎨𐎭𐎦 𐎽𐎮𐎬𐎤𐏂𐎧𐎨𐎭𐎦 𐎠𐎡𐎮𐎸𐏂 𐎮𐎫𐎣 𐎼𐎱𐎨𐏂𐎨𐎭𐎦, 𐎮𐎱 𐎠𐎱𐎤 𐎨𐎭 𐏂𐎧𐎤 𐎯𐎱𐎮𐎢𐎤𐎽𐎽 𐎮𐎥 𐎼𐎱𐎨𐏂𐎨𐎭𐎦 𐎠𐎡𐎮𐎸𐏂 𐏂𐎧𐎤 𐎡𐎠𐎣𐎫𐏀 𐎬𐎠𐎣𐎤 𐎬𐎤𐏂𐎠𐎫 𐏂𐎧𐎠𐏂 𐏀𐎮𐎸 𐎡𐎮𐎸𐎦𐎧𐏂, 𐏂𐎧𐎤𐎱𐎤 𐎨𐎽 𐎭𐎮 𐎱𐎤𐎠𐎽𐎮𐎭 𐎥𐎮𐎱 𐏀𐎮𐎸 𐏂𐎮 𐎼𐎱𐎨𐏂𐎤 𐏂𐎧𐎤 𐎨𐎭𐎥𐎮𐎱𐎬𐎠𐏂𐎨𐎮𐎭 𐎠𐎢𐎢𐎮𐎸𐎭𐏂 𐎨𐎭 𐏂𐎧𐎨𐎽 𐎮𐎫𐎣 𐎼𐎱𐎨𐏂𐎨𐎭𐎦. 𐎯𐎫𐎸𐎽, 𐏀𐎮𐎸 𐎼𐎮𐎸𐎫𐎣 𐎭𐎤𐎤𐎣 𐏂𐎮 𐎦𐎤𐏂 𐎮𐎣𐎣 𐎼𐎨𐏂𐎧 𐎧𐎮𐎼 𐏀𐎮𐎸 𐎦𐎮 𐎠𐎡𐎮𐎸𐏂 𐎼𐎱𐎨𐏂𐎨𐎭𐎦 𐏂𐎧𐎤 𐎠𐎢𐎢𐎮𐎸𐎭𐏂 𐎨𐎥 𐏀𐎮𐎸 𐎠𐎱𐎤 𐎣𐎮𐎨𐎭𐎦 𐏂𐎧𐎨𐎽 𐎨𐎭 𐎠 𐎽𐎯𐎤𐎢𐎨𐎠𐎫 𐎼𐎠𐏀, 𐎠𐎽 𐎽𐎮𐎬𐎤 𐎼𐎮𐎱𐎣𐎽 𐎧𐎠𐎵𐎤 𐎭𐎮 𐎽𐎨𐎬𐎨𐎫𐎠𐎱 𐎼𐎱𐎨𐏂𐎨𐎭𐎦, 𐎫𐎨𐎪𐎤 article, criticize, 𐎠𐎭𐎣 𐎤𐎵𐎤𐎭 text. 𐎩𐎸𐎽𐏂, 𐎯𐎫𐎤𐎠𐎽𐎤 𐎣𐎮𐎭'𐏂. 𐎥𐎮𐎱 𐏂𐎧𐎤 𐎽𐎠𐎪𐎤 𐎮𐎥 𐎮𐎸𐎱 ( 𐎠𐎭𐎣 𐏀𐎮𐎸𐎱 ) 𐎱𐎤𐎠𐎽𐎮𐎭[16]

Hex

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57 68 79 3F 20 4A 75 73 74 20 77 68 79 3F 20 57 69 6B 69 70 65 64 69 61 20 69 73 20 72 65 61 64 20 62 79 20 68 75 6D 61 6E 73 2C 20 6E 6F 74 20 72 6F 62 6F 74 73 21[17]

𝔐𝔢𝔡𝔦𝔢𝔳𝔞𝔩 𝔱𝔢𝔵𝔱

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𝔒𝔨, ℑ 𝔤𝔢𝔱 𝔦𝔱, 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔩𝔦𝔨𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝔞𝔢𝔰𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔱𝔦𝔠, 𝔟𝔲𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝖎𝖘𝖓'𝖙 𝔞𝔫 𝔬𝔩𝔡 𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔲𝔰𝔠𝔯𝔦𝔭𝔱!

𝚆𝚎𝚒𝚛𝚍 𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚘𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚌𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚢

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𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝙸𝙳𝙴!
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚆𝚒𝚔𝚒𝚙𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚊!

TYPENG LIEK THISE

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Wan shud nawth tyep liek thise. Yews yar speelchekk. Ohkey?

😎😎😎😎 using a lot of ✨emojis✨

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Wikipedia is 🚫 a 💬 👩‍💻 site. ✅? This also applies to 🪽dings.

Using symbols as an ~embellishment~

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——-Don’t you know those—- #symbols could mean ~something else~ on Wikipedi@?

Summary

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The absolutely horrible capitalization, spacing, formatting, and sizing that you saw were all done to convey one, hopefully simple message: Don't play with your keyboard. Ever. Unless it's a musical one, in which case, you are fine.
However, because your lazy head failed to read through this, your article was nominated for cleanup, perhaps along with a deletion, speedy or otherwise! If you have done this multiple times, on a sensitive topic, or if you did this on purpose, you will, most likely, be blocked, maybe along with the loss of talking and emailing privileges. Anyhow, it was on a topic already on Wikipedia. Oh well... I guess you can reconsider what you've done, and maybe next time, you can learn from this foolish mistake. Well done, boss.

See also

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Notes (mostly translations)

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  1. ^ Magnified: This way of making an article, while funny at first, gets pretty annoying when you have to read it. Of course, if you want to, you can go smaller... and smaller... and smaller... and smaller... and smaller... And great, now not even a bacterium can read this!
  2. ^ (Google) Translation: This is literally the English Wikipedia! How can one undo this! But seriously, if you want to write something in a different language, do it in the language's corresponding wiki.
  3. ^ What is even the point of writing an ENTIRE article in one single, tiny, reference? I thought you were writing an article!
  4. ^ It's even worse if you figure out how to make the stupid references take forever to appear! Why is that even a feature? I need an explanation, seriously... Why?
  5. ^ translation: "Autocorrect. The worst invention ever programmed. It just makes me want to format the creator's computer... I cannot even write an article without it messing up!"
  6. ^ Original Text: If you must, you can indeed use Google Translate. However, if you are not careful, or if you are just mad like that, you get things that contradict and omit important information. Google Translate wisely.
  7. ^ Translation: Wow, haha, I get the joke. Funny Lovecraft text. If you do this... then there is nothing we can do for you.
  8. ^ Translation: Why? Why would you even use this? I can't even read this!
  9. ^ Translation: Why would you ever understand a non-sense language? Don't do this!
  10. ^ Translation: Please, don't even think about it. Ever. In fact, why would you use it?
  11. ^ Translation: If you can't figure out that this isn't Wiktionary, let me spell it out for you: You cannot literally spell out every little oddity with the (American) English language... unless it's needed for something like Isaias, or something. Not only is it inconvenient to make, but it looks more like an ancient language.
  12. ^ Translation: Why exactly would you want the readers to attempt to understand a bunch of numbers like this? We're not a computer!
  13. ^ Translation: Why would you want to use Morse code for an article? This is fairly far-fetched, but seriously. You'd need to be a nerd to be using Morse... at all, really.
  14. ^ Translation: Making text backwards is possibly the worst thing you can do. Not only will readers get a stroke from trying to read what you "typed", but you will also get a headache from trying to be... cool. Of course, because I'm not a masochist, this whole text was reversed with a text... reverser.
  15. ^ Translation: If you want to speak in a basically dead language, go ahead. However, I cannot understand this, and neither can you, most likely.
  16. ^ Translation: Unless you are writing something about old writing, or are in the process of writing about the badly made metal that you bought, there is no reason for you to write the information account in this old writing. Plus, you would need to get odd with how you go about writing the account if you are doing this in a special way, as some words have no similar writing, like article, criticize, and even text. Just, please don't. For the sake of our ( and your ) reason.
  17. ^ Translation: Why? Just why? Wikipedia is read by humans, not robots!